it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I will be naked everywhere
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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