He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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