u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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