All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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