I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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