Tell her she can't have a vagina
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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