no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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