the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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