Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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