I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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