nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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