She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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