im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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