There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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