please come you make the beer taste better
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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