I hate your face
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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