so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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