sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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