I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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