As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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