Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
PANTIES FOUND
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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