I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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