Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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