conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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