Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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