I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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