Joe is yelling at the trees again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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