Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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