I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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