I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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