yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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