So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It was confusing and full of hummus
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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