he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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