Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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