Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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