if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
tell me about the fingering
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