I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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