dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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