she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
why is half of my head shaved?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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