If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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