stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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