Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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