I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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