Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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