This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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