More tranny stories later!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she pinky promised me she was 18
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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