I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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