I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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