trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
That was an excessively violent trivia night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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