TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
This is the high leading the old right now
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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