Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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