I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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