i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
that may or may not have been my penis.
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