I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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