My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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