Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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