I think i peed on brittanys purse
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
