return my video game
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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