I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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