Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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