i jhust puked up my retainher.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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