I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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